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A Letter

Posted on July 14th, 2006

Dear fly in my room,

I can’t help but admire your persistence; you never seem to sleep, and I don’t think that you have eaten in days! Somehow, I don’t think that I’d be able to last as long as you. Kudos!

Your cunning is also worthy of praise. Despite my best efforts to lure you out of my room, you always seem to find a way to hide or to re-enter. Perhaps I should feel a little flattered since you don’t seem to like spending much time away from me?

I’ve also noticed that you’ve spent a lot of the time in my room near the window. If only I could do the same! You must be working up quite a tan! Just a word of advice, though: tanning is usually more enjoyable when you don’t move around too much.

Further, I must comment about your independence. Surely, you’ve noticed your friends and family lying around my room. I, for one, would have grieved for a long time if I were to have come across such an abominable sight! But seeing the corpses of those around you doesn’t seem to phase you one bit! I always thought that I was relatively independent but, when I compare myself to you, I’ve got nothing. I’m so impressed.

I must confess, however, that I am tiring of your need for attention. Flying in front of me every few minutes or so is quite excessive, don’t you think? I feel that it’d be best – for both of us – if we had some time apart. You know… so maybe we could see someone else. It’d be healthy for us, I think.

I hope that I haven’t hurt your feelings by saying this, but I feel that honesty is absolutely essential for any relationship to work. If you want to talk about it, well.. you know where to find me.


2 Responses to “A Letter”

  1. Tony Says:

    Well done. That was quite amusing 🙂

    You may want to consider getting one of those electric zapping thingies.

  2. Justin Says:

    In my room?! You’re a crazy man!

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